On July 14th HyperOne revealed its new CEO…
Boris Jonhson? Oh for fucks sake…
I’m going to preface this by stating I don’t know if these actors are literally concerned in HyperOne or not. That is because of the inventory headshots used.
With that out of the way in which, “Boris Johnson” is actor, author and producer Jared Polivka:
HyperOne’s CEO announcement was adopted up every week later with Shavez Anwar, “Operation Head of Asia Pacific”, and COO Eva Martin.
I didn’t hassle wanting up Shavez Anwar or “Florine” (her government function isn’t specified), however “Eva Martin” is Los Angeles primarily based actor Chrissy Bonilla:
Apparently Bonilla is heading up a “coming quickly” HyperOne company Zoom name.
Additionally “coming quickly” is an handle from Sam Lee, MIA since HyperFund collapsed final 12 months.
Lee is believed to be hiding out from authorities in Dubai.
In different information, HyperOne’s official Twitter account was just lately suspended for “violating Twitter’s guidelines”:
Actor executives, badly cropped Sam Lee images, social media profiles getting suspended… I believe it’s time to finish the joke fellas.